Thursday, May 29, 2014

Very Brief Film Reviews: Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical (2001)

Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical
2001
Don Roy King (director), Leslie Bricusse (writer), Steve Cuden (writer), based on the book by Robert Louis Stevenson
Starring David Hasselhoff, Coleen Sexton, Andrea Rivette


OH MY GOD DAVID HASSELHOFF

*runs away and vomits*

There's really nothing else I can say about his performance. Any aspect thereof.

This film was physically painful. The acting is atrocious. The adapted dialogue is appallingly bad. The set and costumes are derivative. And the chick he marries can't carry a tune in a bucket. I literally do not even remember if the music itself was any good because I spent the whole time writhing in agony. There isn't even any eye candy to make up for the terrible acting.

So bad it's almost hilarious...but not quite enough to spend your time actually watching it. Don't. Really, I'm serious. Even drunk. Don't.

IMDB: Jekyll & Hyde

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